I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you. (via gordost-i-sujeta)

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17 ore fa // 383.208 note
all american family dinner
  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

1 giorno fa // 93.699 note
calsbutt:

Amnesia

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

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1 giorno fa // 513.230 note
  • parent: whats 2 + 3 ?
  • baby: f-f-f...
  • parent: ...
  • baby: 5 seconds of summer
  • parent: oh no. its punk rock

1 giorno fa // 3.959 note
pleatedjeans:

Here I come…
There I go… [x]
That whole world is crazy. But that Harry Styles guy, he’s really sweet, he’s a really nice guy. Matty Healy, Urban Outfitters Interview (via rufiohealy)

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1 giorno fa // 11.672 note

putins-boyfriend:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

hola

(via lets-go-be-hot-together)


1 giorno fa // 272.099 note

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via zaynsbro)


1 giorno fa // 1.285.724 note